When McOne and McTwo were around 9 months old, we went on an adventure to Hobby Lobby. While standing at the fabric counter, I encountered the following conversation with an employee:
Employee: {Pointing to the boys}, are they yours?
Me: Yes ma'am.
Employee: How old are they?
Me: 9 months old.
Employee: Oh, they're twins?
Me: Yes ma'am.
Employee: I told my husband if we had twins we were going to treat them like a litter of puppies; we'd keep the best and get rid of the rest.
Me: {Starring in disbelief}
Meanwhile, another customer walks up with her two elementary age children.
Employee: Having two at a time sure must be the best form of birth control.
Daughter of other customer: Mommy, what is birth control?
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